I Shampoo My Hair

Lyrics by Mark Weltner. This is to the melody of the “Battle Hymn of the Republic” (glory glory hallelujah…). Of course, we stand up and do the motions, too:

I shampoo my hair sitting in a rocking chair (3x)
Until it’s squeaky clean.                  rock body back and forth while “shampooing” hair

I look for alligators while I’m on the elevator (3x)
I hope they get on later.                open & close arms while bending knees up/down

I stir the stew while I do the hula hoop (3x) 
Until it comes out smooth.           “stir pot” with hands while swiveling hips

After a few classes, I mix them up, e.g., I shampoo my hair while I do the hula hoop! — but don’t tell!