Mail Myself To You

I’m gonna wrap myself in paper, 
I’m gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I’m gonna mail myself to you.

I’m gonna tie me up in a red string, 
I’m gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I’m gonna climb up in my mail box;
I’m gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box, 
Cut the string and let me out;
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head;
Pour me full of ice cream sodies,
And tuck me in my nice warm bed.