I Am a Pizza

This is a call and response song. I sing: “I am a pizza,” and they sing it back to me, and so forth throughout the song.

I am a pizza, extra cheese
from tomato sauce is squeezed
Peppers and onions, oregano
I am a pizza, ready to go.

I am a pizza, pepperoni
No anchovies or phony baloney
Garlic and mushroom, order by phone
I am a pizza, take me home.

I am a pizza, cheese on top
Out of the oven and into the box
Into the car and upside down
I am a pizza, dropped on the ground.

I was a pizza, I was the best
I was a pizza, now I’m a mess!

(extra verse:)
I am a pizza, extra fleas,
And mosquitoes, and bumble bees’ knees,
Lots of slimy worms, all your own,
I am a pizza, take me home.