Corner Grocery Store

Traditional
There were bean, beans, trying on some jeans,
In the store, in the store.
There were bean, beans, trying on some jeans,
In the corner grocery store.

(Bridge:)
My eyes are dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specks with me,
I have not brought my specs with me.

Of course, you can make all kinds of crazy variations to this. Corn blowing on a horn, steak eating chocolate cake, giraffes having bubble baths…